TOP 15 Chocolate Quotes

"There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with chocolate." - Linda Grayson

"Look, there's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates." - Fernando Pessoa

"My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of M&M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already." - Dave Barry

"Caramels are only a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing." - Milton Snavely Hershey

"My favorite thing in the world is a box of fine European chocolates which is, for sure, better than sex." - Alicia Silverstone

"Love is like swallowing hot chocolate before it has cooled off. It takes you by surprise at first, but keeps you warm for a long time." - Anonymous

"Make a list of important things to do today. At the top of your list, put "eat chocolate." Now, you'll get at least one thing done today." - Gina Hayes

"It's not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate. Chocolate is, let's face it, far more reliable than a man." - Miranda Ingram

"Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of those pieces." - Judith Viorst

"Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty. Chocolate isn't like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant. And it always feels good." - Lora Brody, Growing Up on the Chocolate Diet

"The 12-step chocoholics program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate!" - Terry Moore

"Life is like a box of chocolates ... You never know what you're gonna get." - Forrest Gump

"A little chocolate is like a love affair - an occasional sweet release that lightens the spirit. A lot of chocolate is like marriage - it seems so good at first but before you know it you've got chunky hips and a waddle-walk." - Linda Solegato

"There’s more to life than chocolate, but not right now." - Anonymous

"Nothing is more romantic than chocolate." - Ted Allen, Queer Eye For The Straight Guy